Tuesday, January 10, 2012

Meet Milo

MILO



Factiods:

This 6 month old fuzzy little ginger snap is a Cancer and a bit of a space invader.


His lean toward voyeurism is complemented by his love of photography.



As a lover of tail and whisker-shadow-chasing, his athletic sensibility spans other sports as well.

Little kitty, Giant tail.
Parted naturally down the middle, much like the coiffure of Shaun Cassidy.

(PHOTO INAPPROPRIATE)
Occasionally, he attempts to mount his fellow cat-housemate like Seabiscuit!

Aliases:
LoLo
Asshole
Littles
Arnie Fluffkin

Milo as Arnie Fluffkin


Turn-ons:
The blue crocheted ball with the jingley thingy inside
Buttons
Laces
Tuna Juice

Turn-offs:
Time out time
Water being sprayed blasted into the face area 
Nostril cleaning
Closed doors
Coffee grinder 
Dreaded vacuum 

Friday, December 30, 2011

Introducing: Zenobia

Zenobia


ISO:
An easy-going submissive female companion who digs discussing existentialism, folding origami and will not fight over who gets to sleep on top of the covers.



Factoids:


Petite, sexy, 19 year-old Virgo from the other side of the tracks. 


Enjoys the exclusive feline company of her life-mate, Fletcher. 



Believes that she is royalty and that unpretentious adorability is her best weapon. 







 Consistently pondering where the water goes...


Talented Ninja and Shapeshifter.


Wants- one day- to take over the world... after writing the next Great American Novel. 



Aliases: 
Coco Diamonds
The Duchess Zenobia
Zenobitron
ZZ

Turn-ons:
Poultry 
Fun with laser pointers
Handsome human males wearing cosy corduroy slacks
Reading: Philosophy, Mysteries and Historic Fiction
Delicately swaying paws & tail in bubble bath
Daiquiris (Strawberry/Raspberry)
French and Italian Concertos

 Turn-offs:
Pink Floyd
Parades 
Rude / Mean creatures- great or small
Excessive temperatures
Pseudo-Hippies
Actual Hippies